I'm holding out on "The One". He's sporting the nastiest, scraggly beard like fluff as a protest against civilization, I mean as support for a football team. . . A football team that we have NO REASON AT ALL to support. So I simply told to him shave or he wouldn't get laid. I don't know why I think of stupid things like this. We all know this is more punishment for me than it is for him. And don't get me wrong I'm not against beards. I actually like beards. Most of the men in my family have beards. It's just that "The One" can not grow anything good looking on his face. It just looks terrible on him. I know he hates shaving and looks for any excuse to go weeks without having to scrape that gunk off his face, but that stuff is nasty.

Aside from the whole no-shave no-sex thing things are going pretty well between "The One" and I. We've gotten to spend more time together than usual because of business stuff and I always enjoy "The One's" company better if there is time for it instead of the rushed only a min to talk during the day kind of thing. Actually I haven't seen him for more than a couple minutes since he left for work yesterday, but I'm really looking forward to spending the evening with him tonight.

Yesterday I spent most of my day/night/early morning with "The Other". We went out to lunch, talked with some friends, hung out in the place where we met and became friends, went out to a bar, sat in a hot tub for hours, and had some. . .Um . . . Special bonding time. (yeah you know what I'm talking about) It was a rather interesting experience, not what I had expected, but then those things rarely are. I'd love to give a rundown on all the details, but as I've mentioned before this site is read, by actual people. . . And well I'm not sure I want to talk about those kinds of things at actual people. So anyway I got home at 6am with my hair still wet from the hot tub. And to the owner of that hot tub, I apologize profusely if you find the condom we lost somewhere in the tub. I'll never ever tell you it's mine or what it was used for, but I'm sorry if you find it anyway.

No lesbian thoughts today. . .Well no that's not true there are thoughts, but nothing is going on and no one really cares at this point. Adding one sexual relationship is enough for now. I'm sure I'll know "The woman" when I meet her. She'll be all that I won't be able to avoid starting something.